Stiffy For Bastards, Lear Act 1

Meet Edmund the Bastard

Edmund is a natural child because it’s totally natural for horny old goatish men to drop trow and have at it with the serving wenches outside the kitchen door. Is it any wonder he’s a little pissed?? Two killer speeches in this scene let you know exactly what’s up with him!

Slingin’ Some Dragon Dick

In Season 2, Episode 13 we begin with King Lear

King Lear is 80 years old. In Elizabethan times that was like being 120. He is not quite all there and has forgotten that his youngest daughter loves him the most. He wants to hear it in front of the whole court. Bad parenting at the least. It’s a childish desire that will bring about his ruin. Stay tuned.

Season 2: Ep 12 The Noblest Roman, Julius Caesar ending

Summary

WARNING: This episode contains mention of suicide.

After Cassius is gone, Brutus has little to live for. So perhaps Rome was not so important after all? — Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fckshakespeare/support

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• young Cato – dies. Similar to Young Siward scene. Reminds us that the wars take fathers and sons and often prove the end of the line for a particular bloodline.

• Brutus tries each of his soldiers in turn to ask them to kill him – whispered requests – again, words we cannot hear

• the word Brutus said 21 times in these 2 scenes – the ending is not about the victors – Octavius and Antony get very little of a wrap up, and even then only a eulogy for Brutus. 

• the play ends with the words “happy day” – bullshit. Devastating. 

• on to King Lear!

Season 2, Ep 11 A Roman’s Part? Julius Caesar Act 5

Summary

WARNING: This scene contains discussion of suicide.

Men love each other then part then fight then die. That’s how the world turns, but battles certainly bring on some of these things too quickly. As the play is winding up we know there won’t be happy endings. Cassius’ comes first. He warned Brutus not to go rushing into things, but Brutus doesn’t listen… So Cassius does what he’s been threatening to do all along – take himself out of the game.

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• the 2 battles at Phillipi were actually 20 days apart, but S conflates them. 24,000 Romans died in the combined battles – devastating civil war. Many were heads of noble families. The wars had disastrous effects for the long run.

• death of Cassius – on his birthday! Sad. Because of misinterpreted sights – theme – not seeing properly. He even says that he is nearsighted.

• Brutus’ forces beat Octavius but Cassius’ lost to Antony.

• heads up to King Lear next!

Season 2, Ep 10: Great Caesar’s Ghost!, Julius Caesar Act 4

Summary

The tent scene is a love scene. Period. Tent? It’s more like a sauna, cuz it gets pretty steamy in there! Yeah, we said there was no sex in JC, but we were wrong. Here it is, juicy and explicit, and it’s about frickin’ time!

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Season 2: Episode 9 – A Few of My Favorite Dicks…er… Sex Jokes…er… Books

Summary

With Erin away being busy and important, Diana is left to her own devices and… this happened. A collection of useful resource information peppered about with rude shit as usual. If you hang in there you’ll get some great insight into where to find invaluable nuggets that will make you sound like a savvy Shakespeare nerd without much effort. You’re welcome!

TEACHERS: Pay attention!! Good classroom reference materials.

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Books Mentioned as Resources:

The Shakespeare Book of Lists, Michael Lomonico

How Shakespeare Changed Everything, Michael Sharpe

Shakespeare, Sex & Love, Stanley Wells

All the Words on Stage, Louis Scheeder

Speak the Speech, Rhona Silverbush & Sami Plotkin

Filthy Shakespeare, Pauline Kiernan

Shakespeare and the Invention of the Human, Harold Bloom

A Shakespeare Glossary, C.T. Onions

Shakespeare’s Words, David & Ben Crystal

Season 2 Episode 8: Flying Body Parts, Julius Caesar Act 4

Summary

The Mob rules! And it gets nasty. Especially for poor Cinna the Poet. After all, when chaos reigns, art is the first thing to go. Once Caesar is killed all of Rome has to deal with the aftermath, and with power up for grabs there are seismic shifts in personalities. Antony, for one, shows himself to be quite the douche. Such a shame. He had such promise with that pretty speech from the last scene…

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Season 2, Episode 7: Lend Me Your Rears! Julius Caesar Act 3

Summary

Big mistakes are made! Brutus says “Yes, sure, Antony, come and eulogize Caesar. You won’t say anything mean about us murderers, right?” HA! Never has the word “honorable” sounded soooo nasty. — Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fckshakespeare/support

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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest–
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men–
Come I to speak in Caesar’s funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

Stabby stab stab stab, with some backstabbing and ball stabbing

Summary

In which the deed is done, Brutus et al are delusional about Rome’s reaction, the quiet guy in the corner is told to go tell the public about the conspirators fine actions, A servant is worried about shooting the messenger, Antony sets up THE SCENE, and then BAM! — This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fckshakespeare/support

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A dream, two interpretations, and a mini-struggle to figure out what to say after the word suck

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In which there is a DREAM, some creative on the spot misdirection, some BIG HUBRIS (which is always dangerous in a tragedy), a soothsayer who lays down some sooth, and a very confused servant. — This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fckshakespeare/support

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